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Prompt 6: Satire

“I’ve now realised for the first time in my life… that I’m siiiiiiiiingin’ in the rain! I’m singin’ in the rain, and I’m haaaaaappy again!”

If we can have Mycroft Poppins we can have Mycroft Kelly SO THERE. Wish I had thought of this yesterday… dammit :P

whoops. I forgot to post this here yesterday. but submitted. basically about John being in denial about him being holmosexual.

Date 

I’ve realised for the first time in my life that I was done with dating when I came back home and found Sherlock sulking with his head into the fridge.

This is my sad, sad attempt at an entry for this round. Hopefully it works? So sorry this is all I can scrap together. I’ll try my best to make up for it in the future.

“I’ve now realised for the first time in my life…that John’s the only one to not victimize me for my mind.”

Prompt 6: A satire with the words “I’ve now realized for the first time in my life…”
By: stopbeingbored (Team Sextras)

… what it means to be at war with oneself.

“I didn’t understand that film at all”, Sherlock complained on their way back to Baker Street. They’d only just finished watching The Avengers. It was late at night already, way past eleven on John’s watch, and he felt a bit wired and a whole lot tired. It had been much, really, all this fighting and these explosions and the guns…
Besides, Sherlock was really starting to grate on his nerves.
“Like, how does Thor fly? Does he simply go helicopter and jump really high? And then there is the time issue. They see this Loki guy on a screen somewhere over America and they arrive in Germany, what, an hour later?” Sherlock waved his arms through the air to emphasize his point. John fought the urge to run into the next alley for cover.
“And everyone whining about their pasts. Like everyone else had it easy in life.” There was a message in there, and John thought that he probably ought to inquire further information here. If only he wasn’t so tired. “War here, blood there, it’s just another pathetic try of fake patriotism from Hollywood..”
John took a deep breath and told himself that Sherlock didn’t know. Couldn’t know. Still, it took effort to remain calm.
“And the Hulk”, Sherlock continued, for once oblivious to the sudden drop of metaphorical temperature. Don’t, John thought, please don’t start there. It was no use. “Are we supposed to believe this idiocy?” Talk about mutating into a green monster who defies gravity, John pleaded silently. He was ignored. “Are they seriously suggesting that there is this reasonably smart and perfectly nice guy with the pretty glasses and the easy smile, and next thing we know he turns into the personification of rage? ‘I am always angry’ my arse. Who lives on being always angry?” Sherlock shot him a sideways glance that miraculously failed to tell him anything at all about the dangerous path he was walking on. “Look at you, for example. I know you reasonably well by now and I can say with certainty that you are just fi-“
John walked on, his feet shuffling on the pavement. “Puny God.” He was really tired and he felt really odd. I believe you are damaged, delusional and believe in a higher power. In this case, it’s yourself. It rang in his ears like tinnitus. He’d forgotten where he’d heard it.
For a moment or two there was silence. Then another pair of feet caught up with him and John turned in time to see Sherlock press a tissue against his bleeding nose.
“Well.”
“Well”, John said lamely.
They walked along in what might have otherwisely been called ‘companionable silence’. Of course, it was Sherlock who finally broke it.
“I liked Tony Stark, though.”
“Yes”, John said and opened the front foor for his friend. “You would.”

I just drew this on my phone whilst in the bath, ok. Fat!Mycroft as Mary Poppins, accompanied by cake.. It’s really bad I know but I find it pretty darn hilarious.
Would someone be able to submit it for me? And if so, could the author note be “I’ve now realised for the first time in my life that a fork full of cake helps the suicide of a sociopath brother go down.”
It’s a bit dark, isn’t it? Oh well, at least I’ve done something x) sorry guys!

- Anna #1

Prompt 6: Satire w/ the words: “I’ve now realised for the first time in my life…”

that I’m not on the side of the devil after all.

Prompt 6: Satire

“I’ve now realised for the first time in my life… that I need a bigger mouth.” 
“Yes, yes you do.” replied John. 

Prompt 6: Satire w/ the words: “I’ve now realised for the first time in my life…”

that privacy in 221B is as discreet as Mrs Hudson could ever be.

Clearly there’s sth very wrong here. But my brain refused to cooperate fully at 4am. Idk.

Prompt 6: Satire with the words “I’ve now realized for the first time in my life…”

By spiritodellafenice (Team Sexy Extras)

This was a tough one, but I knew a Cabin Pressure/Sherlock crossover had to be done! Sorry it’s crap, but satire/humor is not my forte.

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